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Claudius says: Suck it up buttercup!

// this is a modernized, rewritten version 
// of Claudius' speech to Hamlet

print(" Hamlet, I think it'sreally sweet and caring of you to mourn the loss of your father,
but isn't this... you know, unnecessary? I mean, it's just a part of life.
He lost his father, who lost his father too.
After all these months of grieving... Isn't it time you moved on?
I know that this comes off as insensitive, but I'm just trying to help you out.
People die, and as terrible as that is, you still need to pick yourself up and move on.
I mean it's not like you're the only one who lost your father;
other people lost their daddies and they're doing better than you!
I bet he's up there with God and all his little angels, wishing that you'd just move on already.
I also want you to get better, my beloved cousin, becauseI care deeply about you.
So how about you stop being so depressed all the time and just smile!
It's time to pick yourself up and get b…

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♥ my favorite love song ♥

My favorite love song is definitely "Sand" by Atlas (Whose real name is Patrick).  In fact, just for the sake of making it more arguable, I'll go a bit further and claim that it's the best love song of all time.  

I accuse this song of being the best love song, and I have evidence to substantiate this claim!
【Why is this love song the best?】It's wholesome.  In an age where most love songs are either very vulgar or romantic, it's nice to hear a cute song that captures the happy moments in a relationship and emphasizes that love is more than romantic actions.  Sometimes it's leaving everything you know and love behind to go on an adventure, or holding hands while buying snacks at a corner store late at night.  This song can also be applied to strong friendships because of how strong the bond is between the people in the song.  It shows that soulmates don't have to be romantically involved with one another.

It's relatable.  As a 15 year old who spends m…

『♥ welcome to my blog ♥』

Hi! I'm Kayla, I'm 15 and I never freaking learned how to read.

As you can see, I enjoy Vine references.  I've been reading ever since I was taught how to and I've been writing fan-fiction since the second grade.  It used to be about Sonic the Hedgehog, but in the seventh grade I decided I was too good for that so I wrote stories about World War ll.  I now write short stories, horror stories, and poetry.  I used to be all pretentious and overly symbolic with my poems but I'm no longer an angsty edgelord.  I now write lasagna poems, post memes, and cope with my traumas with dark humor.  :)